THERE IS NO BETTER MOMENT AT A CONCERT THAN WHEN THE SINGER STOPS SINGING AND THE CROWD CONTINUES THE SONG AND YOU SEE THEM ALL SMILE ITS SO PERFECT
he touched the butt
she touched the butt
they touched the butts
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine
when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like
i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
I’d also bang him though
Like a screen door in a hurricane.
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs